"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably
want to know is where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like, and
how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David
Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want
to know the truth."(c) J.D.Salinger. "The catcher in the rye"